“3rd Grader: How’s high school, Billy?
Billy Madison: High school is great. I mean I’m learning a lot. And all the kids are treating me very nice. It’s great.
3rd Grader: Gee, I can’t wait till I get to ‘hike’ school.
Billy Madison: [grabs 3rd grader’s face and whispers] Don’t you say that. Don’t you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it.”
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