Quotes tagged ‘high school’

“3rd Grader: How’s high school, Billy? Billy Madison: High school is great. I mean I’m learning a lot. And all the kids are treating me very nice. It’s great. 3rd Grader: Gee, I can’t wait till I get to ‘hike’ school. Billy Madison: [grabs 3rd grader’s face and whispers] Don’t you say that. Don’t you…”

— Tim Herlihy, Billy Madison, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“If you see someone who is struggling to make friends or being bullied because he/she doesn’t have many friends or because they are shy or not as pretty or not dressed in the most ‘in’ clothes—PLEASE step up. Say hi or at least smile at them in the hallway. You never know what that person might be fa…”

— Conscious Arrival, instagram.com

“Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert? Lamar: I do! Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy. Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger? Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!”

— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com

“One day everyone wants to be your friend. The next, everyone wants to see you cry.”

— Jess Meyer, Jenna Hawthorne, Kiah Stern, imdb.com

“They say, like, high school is the best years of your life. Um, I know it isn't for me, but I do think that I'll look back and I'll think I killed it.”

— Dan Lagana, Alex Trimboli, Calum Worthy, imdb.com

“You know, I think when you have it hard in high school, you turn out to be, like, a way more interesting adult.”

— Alan Yang, Colleen McGuinness, Andre, Jason Mitchell, imdb.com

“I feel like high school is super fucking suffocating.”

— Sam Levinson, Jules Vaughn, Hunter Schafer, imdb.com

“Maybe people are nostalgic about high school 'cause it's, like, the last time in their life that they get to dream.”

— Sam Levinson, Cassie Howard, Sydney Sweeney, imdb.com

“Ned: Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil! Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you! Phil: Hi, how you doing? Thanks for watching. [Starts to walk away] Ned: Hey, hey! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you. Phil: Not a chance. Ned: Ned... Ryerson. 'Needlenos…”

— Danny Rubin, Harold Ramis, Phil Connors, Bill Murray, imdb.com

“Coach Boone: Lastik. I want you to tell me something about one of your black teammates. Louie Lastik: [shouts] Sir yes, sir! I'm roomin' with Blue, sir! And I noticed that he wears that leopard-spotted underwear, Sir! Bikini-style, sir! Coach Boone: OK. How about someone who's not your roommate? Lou…”

— Gregory Allen Howard, Coach Herman Boone, Denzel Washington, imdb.com

“Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.”

— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com

“One, don't try hard at anything. Okay? Two, make fun of people who do try. Three, be handsome. Four, if anyone steps you on the first day of school, you punch them directly in the face. Five, drive a kick-ass car.”

— Michael Bacall, Officer Greg Jenko / Brad McQuaid, Channing Tatum, imdb.com

“I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic!”

— Jon Pollack, Tim Hobert, Annie Edison, Alison Brie, imdb.com

“Navid: Sometimes I feel like Hollywood's gone to his head. Silver: Unlike Navid Shirazi, who's the same club promoting player he was in high school.”

— Terrence Coli, Erin Silver, Jessica Stroup, imdb.com

“Debbie: These are allergies. Annie: And what are you allergic to, Mom? Debbie: Senior year.”

— Jennie Snyder Urman, Debbie Wilson, Lori Loughlin, imdb.com

“Jane: Looks like I'll be teaching at a Catholic high school. Xiomara: Maybe you don't tell them you're a pregnant virgin. Jane: The nuns or the high schoolers? Alba: Both.”

— Paul Sciarrotta, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com

“No, wh-what is it now. You want me to drop out of high school, join the Salvation Army, and go off and fight wars?”

— Will Forte, Michael Kelso, Ashton Kutcher, imdb.com

“I've always liked the notion of meeting the great figures of history. But then I think: what if it's like high school and all the really cool dead people don't want to hang out with me? Mozart'll tell me he's busy but then later I'll see him out with Shakespeare and Lincoln!”

— Suzanne Martin, Niles Crane, David Hyde Pierce, imdb.com

“Ash's Hand: Kelly, when you were in junior high school, you told me you busted a stained glass window of a church. Kelly Maxwell: By accident. Ash's Hand: Then you punched a nun in the face. Kelly Maxwell: She was being so dramatic about that stained glass, and she hit me first.”

— Rob Wright, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“Harold Clemens: [Referring to high school] I'm sure you were very attractive. Mary Hartman: [Charmed] Really? [Changing her tone] What do you think happened to me?”

— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Mary Hartman, Louise Lasser, imdb.com