“Lil' Pete: Oh Pa, I have a question for you.
Frank Stockburn: Yeah.
Lil' Pete: Where do babies come from?
Frank Stockburn: Well, son, the mom just poops 'em out.
Lil' Pete: [laughed] I knewed it! I knewed it, Dad!”
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