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The Ridiculous 6

by Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, General Custer, David Spade, Taylor Lautner and 130 others(23 total)

When his long-lost outlaw father returns, Tommy "White Knife" Stockburn goes on an adventure-filled journey across the Old West with his five brothers.

Characters

Adam Sandler (27)Tim Herlihy (23)Tommy aka White Knife (4)Danny (3)Luke Wilson (3)John Turturro (3)Abner Doubleday (3)David Spade (2)Rob Schneider (2)Will Forte (2)

Say, honey: How ‘bout after this, we go someplace and I put my peepee in your teepee?

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Will Patch, Will Forte, imdb.com

peepee teepee Euphemisms

[last lines] Lil' Pete: Dear Mama, so much has changed since my last letter. I scarcely know where to begin. First off, it turns out our daddy is a bad, bad man, and he got thrown in jail. But it's okay, 'cause Screaming Eagle, the Indian chief who raised Tommy, said he'd be all our dads, too. I rea…

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Tommy aka White Knife, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

anti-white jokes Dancing Jail brother and sister

Abner DoubleDay: [after credits] Before you go...Two...four...six...eight...who do we appreciate? Chinese Baseball Team: [in unison] The Stockburns! The Stockburns! Yeah! The Stockburns!

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Abner Doubleday, John Turturro, imdb.com

sports chants

Abner DoubleDay: Let's play ball. Welcome, my friends, to the first ever playing of a new sport. A sport of my own devising. On this field, two ten-person teams will engage in a battle of... Yes, Qi? Qi: Only 18 people here. Abner DoubleDay: Two nine-person teams will engage in a battle of strength,…

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Abner Doubleday, John Turturro, imdb.com

baseball strategy

Wyatt Earp: What's shakin’, Twain? Mark Twain: Hey, I'm good on anything. Just like gravy, baby. Good to see you, my man. Wyatt Earp: You too, man. Wyatt Earp: Hey, I finally read Prince and the Pauper. Mark Twain: Oh, is that right? Wyatt Earp: Didn't get it. Mark Twain: For reals? Wyatt Earp: Sati…

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Wyatt Earp, Blake Shelton, imdb.com

prince and the pauper gravy Mark Twain wyatt earp

Tommy aka White Knife: [Playing baseball] Okay, that's two past ya. So you're done, right? Abner DoubleDay: No, no, I said three times. Short Stop: No, you said two. Abner DoubleDay: I said three! Three strikes and I'm out. I know what I said, shortstop. That's your new name, Short Stop, that's righ…

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Abner Doubleday, John Turturro, imdb.com

Shortstop Three Strikes Strikeout baseball

Grant: Gentlemen, the buy-in is $15,000. Mark Twain: 15 large. Are you sure General Custard can swing that? General George Custer: It's Custer, not 'Custard.' There is no 'D.' I'm not a dessert. Mark Twain: Boom, I just dropped some satire on your ass, General! General George Custer: You got me!

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, General Custer, David Spade, imdb.com

General Custer Custard satire ass

Frank Stockburn: Boy, you got your mom's muscles. You a prizefighter? Chico: No, actually, I'm a...piano player.

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Frank Stockburn, Nick Nolte, imdb.com

muscles prizefighter Piano Player

Beaver Breath: You have no right to be here. This Apache land. Will Patch: And what you gonna do about it, beaver breath? Beaver Breath: How he know my name?

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Will Patch, Will Forte, imdb.com

Land apache Beaver Breath

Never Wears Bra: You lucky, Smoking Fox. White Knife all man. Bravest of all braves. Smoking Fox: Not brave. Foolish. I want to be wife, not widow.

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Smoking Fox, Julia Jones, imdb.com

Lucky Brave foolish Wife Widow

[first lines] Clem: Lookie here. My day is made. I didn't even finish breakfast and I get to kill me a stinkin' Injun. Tommy aka White Knife: Injun? Nah. I just dress like this so's I don't get scalped out on the prairie. Clem: Oh, well, that's a convincing outfit. Yeah, you can't be too safe out th…

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Clem, Steve Zahn, imdb.com

savages scalps breakfast Flour much obliged

Tommy aka White Knife: [Running between base plates] Where you going, nobody hit it? Abner DoubleDay: I stole the base. You weren't looking so I stole it. Chico: You said you could only advance after you hit the ball! Abner DoubleDay: Not when you're stealing. Short Stop: That's bullshit. Abner Doub…

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Tommy aka White Knife, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

baseball Abner Doubleday Shortstop Stolen Base

Danny: I did a real stupid thing that inadvertently led to the death of a United States president, I'm feeling pretty lousy about it. Frank Stockburn: Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens! Danny: Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, sir.

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Danny, Luke Wilson, imdb.com

Shit Happens lincoln assassination

Lil' Pete: Oh Pa, I have a question for you. Frank Stockburn: Yeah. Lil' Pete: Where do babies come from? Frank Stockburn: Well, son, the mom just poops 'em out. Lil' Pete: [laughed] I knewed it! I knewed it, Dad!

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Lil' Pete, Taylor Lautner, imdb.com

facts of life where do babies come from?poops

Ramon: My mother's Swedish. Tommy aka White Knife: I don't think so. I reckon she's Mexican. Ramon: Lying bitch!

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Ramon, Rob Schneider, imdb.com

Swedish Mexican lying Bitch

Tommy aka White Knife: Any of you handsome brothers ready to go steal a big hunk of gold? Chico: I'm ready. Ramon: I'm hungry. Danny: I'm drunk. Lil' Pete: And I'm Lil Pete. Herm: [unintelligible] Tommy aka White Knife: Let's get that nugget then...

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Tommy aka White Knife, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Handsome Ready

[Danny tells his brothers the incident with President Lincoln] Danny: Mr. President, say, I'm gonna go hit the little boy's room. Abraham Lincoln: Are you shitting me? Danny: Come on, you'll be fine superstar. Can I get you something on the way back? Agua? Brewski? Abraham Lincoln: No. Danny: Alrigh…

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Danny, Luke Wilson, imdb.com

John Wilkes Booth Abraham Lincoln Assassination

Tommy aka White Knife: I'm in a bit of a bind, boys. I rode all the way out here to pan for gold and my horse up and died on me. Rifleman: How'd he die? Tommy aka White Knife: Suicide. Drowned himself. Put his head in the stream and just kept it there. Saddest thing you ever seen.

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

Suicide Drowning Horse Suicide

Never Wears Bra: [Walks out of her tepee and stretches] Good morning, boys. Tommy aka White Knife: Good morning, Never Wears Bra. Never Wears Bra: I had dream about you last night, White Knife. Tommy aka White Knife: Oh, that's nice. Never Wears Bra: Not nice dream. In dream you naughty, you naughty…

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Tommy aka White Knife, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

bra Dreams dirty dreams

Lil' Pete: Hey, friend. Need any help getting her out? Ramon: She's not really stuck, amigo. She's just a diversion. Lil' Pete: She's a virgin? I'm a virgin, too... unless you count cantaloupes. Ramon: I believe that, but she's a diversion to keep the banker busy so that my brother has time to rob t…

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

virgin Diversion Misheard banker

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