Movie
The Ridiculous 6
by Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, General Custer, David Spade, Taylor Lautner and 130 others
When his long-lost outlaw father returns, Tommy "White Knife" Stockburn goes on an adventure-filled journey across the Old West with his five brothers.
(23 total)
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“[last lines] Lil' Pete: Dear Mama, so much has changed since my last letter. I scarcely know where to begin. First off, it turns out our daddy is a bad, bad man, and he got thrown in jail. But it's okay, 'cause Screaming Eagle, the Indian chief who raised Tommy, said he'd be all our dads, too. I rea…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Tommy aka White Knife, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Abner DoubleDay: [after credits] Before you go...Two...four...six...eight...who do we appreciate? Chinese Baseball Team: [in unison] The Stockburns! The Stockburns! Yeah! The Stockburns!”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Abner Doubleday, John Turturro, imdb.com
“Abner DoubleDay: Let's play ball. Welcome, my friends, to the first ever playing of a new sport. A sport of my own devising. On this field, two ten-person teams will engage in a battle of... Yes, Qi? Qi: Only 18 people here. Abner DoubleDay: Two nine-person teams will engage in a battle of strength,…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Abner Doubleday, John Turturro, imdb.com
“Wyatt Earp: What's shakin’, Twain? Mark Twain: Hey, I'm good on anything. Just like gravy, baby. Good to see you, my man. Wyatt Earp: You too, man. Wyatt Earp: Hey, I finally read Prince and the Pauper. Mark Twain: Oh, is that right? Wyatt Earp: Didn't get it. Mark Twain: For reals? Wyatt Earp: Sati…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Wyatt Earp, Blake Shelton, imdb.com
“Tommy aka White Knife: [Playing baseball] Okay, that's two past ya. So you're done, right? Abner DoubleDay: No, no, I said three times. Short Stop: No, you said two. Abner DoubleDay: I said three! Three strikes and I'm out. I know what I said, shortstop. That's your new name, Short Stop, that's righ…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Abner Doubleday, John Turturro, imdb.com
“Grant: Gentlemen, the buy-in is $15,000. Mark Twain: 15 large. Are you sure General Custard can swing that? General George Custer: It's Custer, not 'Custard.' There is no 'D.' I'm not a dessert. Mark Twain: Boom, I just dropped some satire on your ass, General! General George Custer: You got me!”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, General Custer, David Spade, imdb.com
“Tommy aka White Knife: [Running between base plates] Where you going, nobody hit it? Abner DoubleDay: I stole the base. You weren't looking so I stole it. Chico: You said you could only advance after you hit the ball! Abner DoubleDay: Not when you're stealing. Short Stop: That's bullshit. Abner Doub…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Tommy aka White Knife, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Tommy aka White Knife: Any of you handsome brothers ready to go steal a big hunk of gold? Chico: I'm ready. Ramon: I'm hungry. Danny: I'm drunk. Lil' Pete: And I'm Lil Pete. Herm: [unintelligible] Tommy aka White Knife: Let's get that nugget then...”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Tommy aka White Knife, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Never Wears Bra: [Walks out of her tepee and stretches] Good morning, boys. Tommy aka White Knife: Good morning, Never Wears Bra. Never Wears Bra: I had dream about you last night, White Knife. Tommy aka White Knife: Oh, that's nice. Never Wears Bra: Not nice dream. In dream you naughty, you naughty…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Tommy aka White Knife, Adam Sandler, imdb.com