“Sonny: [Julian is bouncing up and down in front of the TV on a rubber ball] Hey.
Julian: Hey!
Sonny: You like hockey?
Julian: You like hockey?
Sonny: This is a big, important game.
Julian: This is a big, important game!
Sonny: Cut the crap.
Julian: Cut the crap!
Sonny: I'm being serious, don't do that.
Julian: I;m being serious, don't do that!
Sonny: [quickly] How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Julian: [stops bouncing]
Sonny: That's what I thought. Shut up. [Julian resumes bouncing in front of the TV]”
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