“Julian: [after finding out he has to be taken from Sonny by the social services] You don't want me here anymore? Sonny: [close to tears] No, that's not it, pal. You just have to go away for a while. Julian: How long am I going away for? Sonny: [trying not to cry] I don't want to lie to you. I don't…”Tagged: Social Services, kangaroo song
“Sonny: [Julian is bouncing up and down in front of the TV on a rubber ball] Hey. Julian: Hey! Sonny: You like hockey? Julian: You like hockey? Sonny: This is a big, important game. Julian: This is a big, important game! Sonny: Cut the crap. Julian: Cut the crap! Sonny: I'm being serious, don't do…”Tagged: Repetition, Hockey, tongue twisters
“Mr. Herlihy: Goddamn Jets! Waitress: Hey, cutie! What are you doing here? Julian: Watching football. Waitress: Oh yeah, who do you want to win? Julian: The Goddamn Jets.”Tagged: Football, New York Jets, Goddamn
“[Julian is taking a leak] Julian: How come you're not going? Sonny: Because I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every thirty seconds.”Tagged: Frequent Urination, Prostate
“[pointing to Vanessa's older lover] Sonny, is that the man with the old balls?”Tagged: Ageism, old balls
“Julian: But after my nap I always watch the Kangaroo Song. Sonny: It's overtime right now and there's a penalty shot about to take place. This happens about once every ten years so... Julian: Kangaroo song, kangaroo song, kangaroo song, KANGAROO SONG! Sonny: ALLLRRIIIGGGHTT! God you were normal…”Tagged: overtime, penalty shot, kangaroo song
“[Julian and the Delivery Guy are learning how to read] Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia! Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.”Tagged: Electricity, Philadelphia, US Constitution, fish, pony