“Wyatt Earp: What's shakin’, Twain?
Mark Twain: Hey, I'm good on anything. Just like gravy, baby. Good to see you, my man.
Wyatt Earp: You too, man.
Wyatt Earp: Hey, I finally read Prince and the Pauper.
Mark Twain: Oh, is that right?
Wyatt Earp: Didn't get it.
Mark Twain: For reals?
Wyatt Earp: Satire! Boom! I got ya!”
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