“Annie: That’s it? Nobody has a story idea?

James: Annie, it’s been kind of a slow week. I mean, no rappers got arrested, no movie stars were hospitalized for “exhaustion”...

Annie: Come on! A new trend, a new band, there must be a story we haven’t done?

Sabrina: Okay, last night on National Superstars — which I only watched because my roommates made me — they announced they’re gonna do their next show in Boston. I mean, maybe we could do a story on that?

Cole: That show is so lame.

James: Seriously, I cannot believe people watch that junk.

Cole: There’s no way Clay should have won, okay? Tania was so much better!

Leonard: Tania was hot! Rosie O’Donnell hot!

Annie: Okay, you all gotta get a life. Clay rocks.”