Tee-Hee: There are two ways to disable a croc, you know.

James Bond: I don't suppose you'd care to tell me what they are.

Tee-Hee: One way is to take a pencil and stick it in the pressure area above its eye.

James Bond: And the other way?

Tee-Hee: Oh, the other way is twice as simple. You just stick your hand in its mouth and pull its teeth out. Heh, heh.

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