“Tee-Hee: There are two ways to disable a croc, you know. James Bond: I don't suppose you'd care to tell me what they are. Tee-Hee: One way is to take a pencil and stick it in the pressure area above its eye. James Bond: And the other way? Tee-Hee: Oh, the other way is twice as simple. You just stick…”— Tom Mankiewicz, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com
“Archer: Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine: a half ton of coldblooded fury with a bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves. And now we're surrounded, those snake eyes are watching from t…”— Ray Gillette (voice), Adam Reed, imdb.com
“Cyril: What do crocodiles eat? Archer: EVERYTHING! THEY EAT EVERYTHING! And fear is their bacon bits!”— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
“So that saying, in the struggle between the negro and the crocodile, &c., is made up from the idea that down where the crocodile inhabits a white man can't labor; it must be nothing else but crocodile or negro; if the negro does not the crocodile must possess the earth; [Laughter] in that case he de…”— Abraham Lincoln, historyplace.com