“Dan, you're going to have to clean up your own shitty diaper.”
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“It's the worse use of scissors since my failed vasectomy.”
“This ass is closed for business. This ass is in clench-down.”
“Well guess what. I work hard and I play hard, bitch. That's my credo. I got that shit…”
“You look so good you're like a work of art.”