“Dan, you're going to have to clean up your own shitty diaper.”— Tony Roche, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“Now I spend my days awash in a cologne of cold memory. It stinks of regret like a diaper in a hot car.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.com
“[moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.”— Michael McCullers, Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, imdb.com
“Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?”— John Riggi, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com