“When you say the thing that's not, that's a lie.”
More from Tony Roche
“It's the worse use of scissors since my failed vasectomy.”
“Dan, you're going to have to clean up your own shitty diaper.”
“This ass is closed for business. This ass is in clench-down.”
“Well guess what. I work hard and I play hard, bitch. That's my credo. I got that shit…”