“Stan: Excuse me, we're looking for Chef.
Woman at front desk: Chef?
Kyle: He's a big guy with a beard.
Stan: And a chef's hat.
Kenny: And a real huge dick.
Woman at front desk: Oh, the black guy.
Stan: huh?”
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