“If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first.”

“Randy Marsh: You do not say 'big silly goose,' you call him an asshole like a normal kid!…”

“Cartman: Mom, tell them how everyone in your family was big-boned. Tell them how they were…”

“Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your…”