“After a night out with an ex-girlfriend of mine, I went to drop her off at her house as per usual for an 18-year-old. This particular night she decided that wasn’t enough, and she basically dragged me inside to the living room. She flipped on the TV for some background noise (her mother was upstairs) and hit play on the Ice Age DVD that her little brother had left on. We start to screw on the couch, and everything is going on until Scrat starts flippin’ shit over his acorn. She had her eyes closed, either enjoying the moment or picturing herself in a happy place, not sure which. Anyways, I bust out laughing mid-thrust at the damn saber-toothed squirrel, and losing all focus on the task at hand, blew that too. My ex, hearing me laugh, and upon feeling my now-flaccid penis, was infuriated. She asked me, ‘Am I really that bad that I can’t even keep your attention over a cartoon?’ Long story short, she got so pissed she dumped me, there on the spot, standing there naked in her living room, while Diego plotted to steal the baby Eskimo.”