“Write this stuff down. Take notes, I'll wait. You're 24. Don't let some 32 year old tie you down and impregnate you. He doesn't know you. Have sex with a lot of people. All kinds of people. Not just the people you think are your type, just like a lot of people. Maybe even me, what are you doing Friday night?”
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