“You asked me to give you something? Well here it is: I'm giving you half of my heart. I know tonight will be hard for you. There will be harder times to come for the both of us. But right now I just want you to know that last night was totally off the charts incredible for me...Even as I write this I feel my heart twinge and my skin tingle. I think about how strangely, wonderfully comfortable I felt with you. All I know is that being with you is amazing.”
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