“Good oral hygiene is an important aspect of life in general, especially when you’re trying to get a guy to kiss you! If your mouth smells rancid, there is no way he’s going to lean in for the kill. Always keep some mints in your purse to pop after eating or drinking anything. Avoid chewing gum though, because when he does kiss you, you don’t want the gum to be an annoyance!”
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