“Joe Buck: Well, I hope you know what you're in for. I'm a truly dangerous person, I am. And some—someone does me bad, like you...I swear, if I'd have caught up with you that night there would've been one dead Ratso along by now, you understand me? You hear?
Ratso Rizzo: [deadpan] I'm impressed. You're a killer.”
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