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Midnight Cowboy

by Waldo Salt, Jon Voight, Dustin Hoffman, Sylvia Miles, John McGiver and 130 others(17 total)

Joe Buck is a wide-eyed hustler from Texas hoping to score big with wealthy New York City women; he finds a companion in Enrico "Ratso" Rizzo, an ailing swindler with a bum leg and a quixotic fantasy of escaping to Florida.

Characters

Waldo Salt (16)Dustin Hoffman (8)Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo (8)Jon Voight (6)Joe Buck (6)D.M. Marshman Jr. (1)Ratso Rizzo (1)Charles Brackett (1)Sylvia Miles (1)Billy Wilder (1)

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk...didya know that?

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

Sunshine coconut milk

Frankly, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

body odor Handicap male prostitute New York

He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his own name. 'X,' that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone, one big lousy 'X'. Just like our dump. Condemned by order of City Hall.

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

gravestone X dumb father

You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami.

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

Hansel and Gretel fag salami Homophobia

You were gonna ask me for money? Who the hell do you think you're dealing with, some old slut on 42nd Street? In case you didn't happen to notice it, ya big Texas longhorn bull, I'm one helluva gorgeous chick!

— Waldo Salt, Cass, Sylvia Miles, imdb.com

Slut prostitution 42nd street Texas chick

Ratso Rizzo: You didn't kill him, did you? Joe Buck: I don't want to talk about it.

— Waldo Salt, Joe Buck, Jon Voight, imdb.com

Killer Don't Want To Talk

Joe Buck: Well, I hope you know what you're in for. I'm a truly dangerous person, I am. And some—someone does me bad, like you...I swear, if I'd have caught up with you that night there would've been one dead Ratso along by now, you understand me? You hear? Ratso Rizzo: [deadpan] I'm impressed. You'…

— Waldo Salt, Joe Buck, Jon Voight, imdb.com

Killer dangerous

John Wayne! Are you tryin' to tell me he's a fag?

— Waldo Salt, Joe Buck, Jon Voight, imdb.com

John Wayne fag Homophobia

Joe Buck: I'm brand, spankin' new in this here town and I was hopin' to get a look at the Statue of Liberty. Cass: It's up in Central Park, taking a leak. If you hurry, you can catch the supper show.

— Waldo Salt, Joe Buck, Jon Voight, imdb.com

Statue of Liberty out of towner central park

I only get carsick on boats.

— Waldo Salt, Joe Buck, Jon Voight, imdb.com

carsick boats

Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!

— Waldo Salt, Joe Buck, Jon Voight, imdb.com

Cowboy Stud

Joe Buck: I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact! Ratso, hell! Crazy Annie they had to send her away! Ratso Rizzo: Then how come you ain't scored once…

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

Good-Looking womanizer

Ratso Rizzo: You know, in my own place, my name ain't Ratso. I mean, it just so happens that in my own place my name is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo. Joe Buck: Well, I can't say all that. Ratso Rizzo: Rico, then.

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

Respect Nicknames insults

Gretel McAlbertson: Why are you stealing food? Ratso Rizzo: I was just, uh, noticing that you're out of salami. I think you oughta have somebody go over to the delicatessen, you know, bring some more back. Gretel McAlbertson: Gee, well, you know, it's free. You don't have to steal it. Ratso Rizzo: W…

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

Free Stealing salami

I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

— Waldo Salt, Enrico Salvatore "Ratso" Rizzo, Dustin Hoffman, imdb.com

Walking Traffic

Gretel McAlbertson: Why are you stealing food? Ratso Rizzo: I was just, uh, noticing that you're out of salami. I think you oughtta have somebody go over to the delicatessen, you know, bring some more back. Gretel McAlbertson: Gee, well, you know, it's free. You don't have to steal it. Ratso Rizzo:…

— Waldo Salt, imdb.com

Stealing Free Free lunch

I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

— Charles Brackett, Billy Wilder, D.M. Marshman Jr., Ratso Rizzo, imdb.com

Turf Walking obstruction

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