“The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk...didya know…”

“Frankly, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.”

“He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his own name. 'X,' that's what it…”

“You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots…”