Barney Rubble: Why should I fill the pool for that hippopotamus next door?

Betty Rubble: Because the wife of that hippopotamus next door happens to be my best friend, that's why.

Wilma Flintstone: [cut to Fred and Wilma] The fence comes down because the wife of that little sawed-off runt happens to be my best friend.

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