Jimmy: I see you got FAT! Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen-year-old girl, but not hot!
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Quotes tagged ‘Fat shaming’
You know, I got a hunch, fat man. I got a hunch it's me from here on in. One ball, corner pocket. I mean, that ever happen to you? You know, all of a sudden you feel like you can't miss? 'Cause I dreamed about this game, fat man. I dreamed about this game every night on the road. Five ball. You know…
— Sidney Carroll, Robert Rossen, Walter Tevis, Eddie Felson, Paul Newman, imdb.com
He says no one's gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.
You on the West Coast now, fat boy!
The show is dangerously cavalier about topics where deep consideration would be more appropriate.
Ethel Mertz: What if I cried every time I put on a pound? Fred Mertz: We'd be up to our ears in tears.
— Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Fred Mertz, William Frawley, imdb.com
I'm going to get rid of this fat if I have to chop it off with a cleaver.
— Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball, imdb.com
I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.
I don’t even want to, like, lose weight to live long or be healthy. I don’t. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people again.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her.
How are marriages like fat people? Most of them don’t work out.
Yo mama so fat, her pictures keep falling off the wall.
Yo mama so fat, food trucks follow her on Twitter.
Yo mama’s so fat when she wears Guess jeans the answer pops out.
Yo mama’s so fat she masturbates to cookbooks.
Yo mama is so poor that she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks other people’s fingers.
Yo mama so fat she can’t jump to conclusions.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on an iPod, it makes an iPad.
Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is ketchup.
Yo mama’s so fat she doesn’t need Internet because she’s already World Wide.