“Contradiction exists in everyone. There's really nothing wrong with the fact that the same people who sing ‘Whiskey River’ at the show tonight also sing ‘Amazing Grace.’ When I was back teaching Sunday school, I used to teach the same people on Sunday mornings that I sang to on Saturday nights. Nothing wrong with that, either.”
More from Willie Nelson
“Luke Duke: [Uncle Jesse takes a big gulp of moonshine while being pursued by the police]…”
“Uncle Jesse: You know why tornadoes and blondes are so much alike? Luke Duke: No. Uncle…”
“You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller.”
“Luke Duke: You thinkin’ about throwin’ that? Uncle Jesse: Oh, I’m gonna throw it...I was…”