"Uncle Jesse: You know why tornadoes and blondes are so much..." — John O'Brien

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Uncle Jesse: You know why tornadoes and blondes are so much alike?
Luke Duke: No.
Uncle Jesse: At first, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.

— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Uncle Jesse Duke, and Willie Nelson

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