“I have more dumb luck thank anybody I know. There must be a convey of guardian angels working twenty-four hours a day looking after me....Like the night I first got to Nashville that I laid down in the middle of Broadway, waiting to get run over. It didn't happen….I could swear they were keeping me alive just to see what I'd get next, I'm glad they feel that way. I'm trying to help them a little more this days.”
About This Quote
Nelson, Willie; McMurtry, Larry (2003). The Facts of Life: And Other Dirty Jokes. Random House Digital. p. 29. ISBN 9780375758607.
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