“I like being from Texas because in Texas no one is in control, everyone polices their own area and there is a whole lot of area down there to cover.”
More from Willie Nelson
“Luke Duke: [Uncle Jesse takes a big gulp of moonshine while being pursued by the police]…”
“Uncle Jesse: You know why tornadoes and blondes are so much alike? Luke Duke: No. Uncle…”
“You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller.”
“Luke Duke: You thinkin’ about throwin’ that? Uncle Jesse: Oh, I’m gonna throw it...I was…”