“We've already been reincarnated about a million times, maybe. It doesn't make sense any other way. How can we be created equal if there's a guy over here sitting on the corner, blind, with no feet, trying to make it, and there's another guy out there running around in a new Cadillac with two girls on either side of him and millions of dollars coming in?”
More from Willie Nelson
“Luke Duke: [Uncle Jesse takes a big gulp of moonshine while being pursued by the police]…”
“Uncle Jesse: You know why tornadoes and blondes are so much alike? Luke Duke: No. Uncle…”
“You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller.”
“Luke Duke: You thinkin’ about throwin’ that? Uncle Jesse: Oh, I’m gonna throw it...I was…”