“You could try to live monogamously. Good luck. There's people who say thinking about cheating is just as bad as doing it, so if you start looking at it from that angle, they got us all.”
More from Willie Nelson
“Luke Duke: [Uncle Jesse takes a big gulp of moonshine while being pursued by the police]…”
“Uncle Jesse: You know why tornadoes and blondes are so much alike? Luke Duke: No. Uncle…”
“You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller.”
“Luke Duke: You thinkin’ about throwin’ that? Uncle Jesse: Oh, I’m gonna throw it...I was…”