“I jumped into the sea today. My friends pier-pressured me into it.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, Bad Jokes
“What’s the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, Bad Jokes, Babylon
“What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for college? Bison.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, Bad Jokes
“What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for college? Bison.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Buffalo, Bison, College, Puns, Bad Jokes
“What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Bad Jokes, Elephants, Puns
“What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Hippo, zippo, Lighters, Puns
“What’s the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Bad Jokes, Puns
“If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Bad Jokes, Puns, Moisturizer
“Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Stockholm Syndrome, Irony, Bad Jokes