“What do you do if someone thinks an onion is the only food that can make them cry? Throw a coconut at their face.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What’s the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What’s the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
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“What's the deal with lampshades? I mean if it's a lamp, why do you want shade?”— David Mandel, Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com