“What’s that on the wall? Okay, this doesn’t happen all the time but I’m sure at some time during his life, when he’s on his back and you’re on top, he would have noticed something he’d never noticed before on the wall.”— Juan Geel, cosmopolitan.co.zaTagged: thoughts during sex, Distractions, scenery
“I’m doing it as hard as I can! We love it when you ask us to go faster and deeper. But it’s a bit depressing and annoying when what you’re asking for is in fact what you are getting!”— Juan Geel, cosmopolitan.co.zaTagged: thoughts during sex, harder, faster, depressing
“I really should’ve showered. Murphy’s law. The one time we didn’t shower and you propose sexy time. We’re obviously not going to turn down the offer, but know that we are not proud of it.”— Juan Geel, cosmopolitan.co.zaTagged: thoughts during sex, shower, cleanliness