Quotes tagged ‘cleanliness’

“People. Animals are not like that. They're always cleaning themselves. Did you ever see, umm... pigeons? Well, he's always picking on himself and his friends. They're always picking bugs out of their hair all the time. Monkeys, too. Except they do something out in the open that I don't go for.”

— Carole Eastman, Bob Rafelson, Palm Apodaca, Helena Kallianiotes, imdb.com

“Bobby: Where are you goin'? Palm Apodaca: Alaska. Bobby: Alaska. What are you: on vacation? Terry: She wants to live there 'cause it's cleaner. Bobby: Cleaner. Cleaner than what? Palm Apodaca: You don't have to tell everybody about it. Pretty soon they'll all go there and it won't be so clean.”

— Carole Eastman, Bob Rafelson, Robert Eroica Dupea, Jack Nicholson, imdb.com

“While women will forgive a lot in the way of décor (minus Scarface posters), they will not forgive a Mountain Dew bottle full of piss.”

— Sophia Benoit, gq.com

“Cleanliness, whether moral or of another kind, had its own peculiar meaning for these people. That they were water-shy was obvious on looking at them and, unfortunately, very often also when not looking at them at all. The odor of those people in caftans often used to make me feel ill. Beyond that t…”

— Adolf Hitler, amazon.com

“Matt Jensen: Did you shower? Clay Jensen: I totally showered. Matt Jensen: I feel it's possible you didn't shower. Clay Jensen: I didn't shower. Look, I just...I turned the water on just now, and I thought about it all, the whole thing, taking clothes off, dealing with hair, and I just...I couldn't…”

— Julia Bicknell, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“I am not gay. I am, however, thin, single, and neat. Sometimes when someone is thin, single, and neat people assume they are gay because that is a stereotype. They normally don't think of gay people as fat, sloppy, and married. Although I'm sure there are, I don't want to perpetuate the stereotype.…”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Don't you see? There's always been something very strange about Jerry, always so clean and organized. Do I have to spell it out for you? The limo? The name? The rally at Madison Square Garden? Jerry, O'Brien are the same person. Jerry is the leader of the Aryan Union.”

— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“Let it be observed, that slovenliness is no part of religion; that neither this, nor any text of Scripture, condemns neatness of apparel. Certainly this is a duty, not a sin. Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.”

— John Wesley, en.wikiquote.org

“No, it doesn't taste bad. As long as it's clean, at least. The anus has no different of a taste than other parts of the genital area.”

— Lane Moore, cosmopolitan.com

“Make sure he thoroughly wipes up with soap and water or uses an enema a couple hours before the RJ (rim job). A sexy way to incorporate this into sex is by taking a bath or shower together and soap up his booty yourself.”

— Doctor V., thefrisky.com

“Rinse after. After analingus without a dam, be sure to rinse your mouth with an antiseptic mouthwash or, at the very least, water.”

— My Pleasure, mypleasure.com

“You can wipe all you want, but best practice requires soap and water. Remnants are not desired. If you can’t handle a good thorough clean, at least get yourself some baby wipes and run a couple past your ass.”

— Dana Cartwright, complex.com

“I really should’ve showered. Murphy’s law. The one time we didn’t shower and you propose sexy time. We’re obviously not going to turn down the offer, but know that we are not proud of it.”

— Juan Geel, cosmopolitan.co.za

“Anal sex is rarely messy. Your bowels are generally empty until you're ready to go. That said, if your partner is completely uncomfortable with the possibility of poop, anal sex is maybe not for him. After all, it's not like he's fucking you in the ear and there's poop in it. It's a butt. It's where…”

— Emily McCombs, xojane.com

“Though your anus is not a storage compartment for feces, they do pass through their on the way to the porcelain pool, so your diet can impact your degree of comfort and pleasure during anal play. If you don’t have enough fiber in your diet and you have to push hard when going to the bathroom, irrita…”

— Jessica O'Reilly, wdish.com

“Go sit on the pot and clear your bowels. You may also want to wash; a washcloth and mild soap are best for this, and employing your fingers to clear debris out of your butthole is also suggested. Somewhat related to this: Avoid foods that tend to cause gastric distress.”

— Jolie Kerr, adequateman.deadspin.com

“The minimum preparation for enjoying external anal play is a regular bowel movement followed by complete external cleansing. Washing the external anal area with warm soap and water is often enough to allow you to feel at ease.”

— Charlotte Mia Rose, pleasuremechanics.com

“Although you don’t need to clean inside your anus, too, this anal sex tip is something you might want to do. You can use an enema with warm (not hot) water to clean inside. You would keep filling your rectum with water and then passing it into the toilet until the water comes out clean.”

— Sean Jameson, elitedaily.com

“One of the first misconceptions about anal sex is that it’s unclean because it involves butts. In actuality, your anus has natural bacteria that helps fight infection, and if you clean your body regularly, your butt is as clean as the rest of you. So you don’t need to wash yourself right before you…”

— Emma Kaywin, bustle.com