“A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. There must be some mistake,’ the lawyer argues. ‘I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five!’ ‘Fifty five?’ says Saint Peter. ‘No, according to our calculations, you’re eighty two.’ ‘How’d you get that?’ the lawyer asks. St. Peter says, ‘We added up your time sheets.”— ponyrojo, reddit.comTagged: Lawyer, Heaven