Quotes tagged ‘Lawyer’

“I'm not a feminist. I'm a lawyer.”

— Charles Randolph, Megyn Kelly, Charlize Theron, imdb.com

“My whole life, I’ve only had one client: the people.”

— Kamala Harris, ktvu.com

“You left a child unaccompanied by a guardian or a lawyer with these men in this room, for hours! Shame on you.”

— Ava DuVernay, Julian Breece, Sharon Salaam, Aunjanue Ellis, imdb.com

“And I said, 'I'm not gonna sign anything without my realtor looking it over first.'”

— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Don Lentile, Fred Armisen, imdb.com

“Theo: I mean, you're a doctor and Mom's a lawyer, but I don't love you any less because you're my dad. So instead of being disappointed that I'm not like you, maybe you should be happy and love me anyway, because I'm your son. Cliff: Theo... That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life! No wo…”

— Michael J. Leeson, Ed. Weinberger, Cliff Huxtable, Bill Cosby, imdb.com

“Okay, you are the most full of shit lawyer I've ever met, and I think we should stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement.”

— Douglas Petrie, Lauren Schmidt, Jessica Jones, Krysten Ritter, imdb.com

“Harvey: Nobody does anything as a courtesy. They sent you where they want you to look. Listen, being a lawyer is a lot like being a doctor. Mike: You mean how you don't get emotional about a client? Harvey: No, I mean you keep pressing until it hurts. Then you know where to look.”

— Aaron Korsh, Harvey Specter, Gabriel Macht, imdb.com

“Alicia: I wanted his problems out of the office. What does that say about me? Kalinda: It says you're becoming a lawyer.”

— Corinne Brinkerhoff, Kalinda Sharma, Archie Panjabi, imdb.com

“Silver: I don't want to represent your husband anymore, Tasha. Tasha: But we need you. I need you. Silver: ...Then I will be there. But not for him. For you.”

— Monica Mitchell, Tasha St. Patrick, Naturi Naughton, imdb.com

“You should've seen the look on Angela's face when my lawyer pulled out that sketch. Oh yeah, Ghost played her like checkers. She never saw it coming. Ghost put our family first, T. He and Angela are over.”

— Safia M. Dirie, Tommy Egan, Joseph Sikora, imdb.com

“Sabrina: You know that love between two people is stronger than any legal document. Gail: Yes. But as a lawyer, I’m not supposed to admit it...”

— Nell Scovell, Sheldon Bull, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“That is the truth! I’m a lawyer! Guys, I passed the bar! Ask me anything! Not contract law, okay?”

— Peter Gould, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com

“I'm the best lawyer ever.”

— Peter Gould, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com

“So either be a fucking lawyer, or don’t be one.”

— Jonathan Shapiro, David E Kelley, Billy McBride, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com

“Part of being a lawyer is knowing when you’re on to something.”

— David E Kelley, Jonathan Shapiro, Billy McBride, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com

“Duquesne Baker: What are you in for? Bunchy: Quadruple homicide. Duquesne Baker: Holy fuck... El Trebol. I like you... Call you E.T. for short. County Officer: Brendan Donovan. Bunchy: Yeah? County Officer: You're out. Bunchy: What? County Officer: Let's go. Duquesne Baker: That's a hell of a lawyer…”

— David Hollander, Ann Biderman, Bunchy Donovan, Dash Mihok, imdb.com

“I became a lawyer for selfish reasons. I thought I could do a lawyer’s job better than any other.”

— Ruth Bader Ginsburg, amazon.com

“The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches.”

— Antonin Scalia, nytimes.com

“A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. There must be some mistake,’ the lawyer argues. ‘I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five!’ ‘Fifty five?’ says Saint Peter. ‘No, according to our calculations, you’re eighty two.’ ‘How’d you get that?’ the lawyer asks. St. Peter says, ‘We added up your time sheets.”

— ponyrojo, reddit.com

“Terrorists have taken >500 hostages at the Bar Association annual conference Unless their demands are met, they'll release one lawyer every hour.”

— Its-Dave, reddit.com