Episode

The Austere Academy

: Part Two

by Barry Sonnenfeld, Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, Alfre Woodard and 64 others

While the Quagmires keep up the search, the Baudelaires struggle to balance their studies with a punishing workout schedule, courtesy of Count Olaf.

(6 total)

Characters

Daniel Handler (6)Neil Patrick Harris (4)Count Olaf (4)Lemony Snicket (2)Patrick Warburton (2)

“Genius ideas are simple, like the wheel or neurosurgery.”

— Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: genous, Simple, wheel, Simile Examples, neurosurgery

“If you have ever lost a friend, you know that it makes your world feel incomplete, like a puzzle with a piece missing, or one half of a broken spyglass.”

— Daniel Handler, Lemony Snicket, Patrick Warburton, imdb.com

Tagged: lost, Friend, Incomplete, Puzzle

“My body is a temple, young man. I would never sully my skin the way so many young people do nowadays with their hedonistic lifestyle of loud music and abstinence.”

— Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: Body, Metaphor Examples, Temple, skin, loud music

“My whole life is just going around and around in circles. Like one of those things a hamster plays on before you put it in the oven.”

— Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: Life, around in circles, hamster, oven

“Sitting with friends, talking about something important is one of the most powerful and necessary forces in the world. It is the way so many noble organizations begin, with a conversation between associates or even brothers.”

— Daniel Handler, Lemony Snicket, Patrick Warburton, imdb.com

Tagged: Friends, Powerful, Forces, World, noble

“This school has a new kind of spirit energy. A sense of unity and joy which you usually cannot find unless you are at a birthday party or a public hanging.”

— Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: School, spirit energy, Unity, Joy, Metaphor Examples