“Have you ever dated a sex addict? At first, it's so much fun. You're like, 'Am I the hottest piece of ass in the world?' And then you're like, 'Oh no. He would fuck a mailbox.'”— Amy Schumer, youtube.comTagged: Women in Comedy, Sex, Sex Addicts
“My arms register as legs. And my legs register as firewood.”— Amy Schumer, youtube.comTagged: Women in Comedy, Body Image, Hollywood is Stupid