Season 3

“Sam, you're a bad kid. Do you know what we do to kids like you?”

— Darren Kotania, The Crimson Clown, Alan Legros, imdb.com

“What are you looking at, turdface?”

— Darren Kotania, Sam Carter, Michael Barry, imdb.com

“Uncle Pete: Hey Melissa! I've got some work to do on the septic tank! Wanna lend a hand? Melissa: Gee, septic tank, sounds like fun, but uh, I think I'll pass...”

— David Preston, D.J. MacHale, Uncle Pete & Melissa, Sam Stone & Maia Filar, imdb.com

“Betty Ann: We tell all kinds of horror stories, about demons and ghosts and stuff, and no matter what a story's about, there's only one thing that makes it really scary. Sam: What's that? Betty Ann: Your imagination. Tucker: Huh? Betty Ann: If you're really into a story, you become part of it and yo…”

— Cliff Bryant, Alice Elliott, David Preston, D.J. MacHale, Betty Ann , Raine Pare-Coull, imdb.com

“[to Stacy] You promised to visit me. I didn't want to be alone on that day. That day is the worst day, and you didn't come. It was a very lonely day for me Stacy, and do you know why? It was my anniversary. Ten years ago, on that day, is the day that I died!”

— D.J. MacHale, Scott Peters, Madeline Koegel, Beth Amos, imdb.com

“Frank: I'm dead. Tucker: Yeah, from the neck up. Frank: Hey - you wanna be dead from the neck down?”

— D.J. MacHale, Scott Peters, Frank & Tucker, Jason Alisharan & Daniel DeSanto, imdb.com