“Principal McVicker: You two are the worst students in this school has ever had. And now because of that No Child Left Behind law, we may lose our funding! Teachers will get laid off, I could lose my job! Butt-Head: Uh…did you say something about a child's behind? Beavis: Yeah, he definitely said som…”— Dave Krinsky, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.comTagged: no child left behind, Child Molestation
“The end of the world kicks ass.”— Dave Krinsky, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.comTagged: End of the World, Kick Ass
“Uh, did anyone ever tell you sound boring on the phone? Can you like, shut up, and tell me how to get this computer to show porn?”— Glenn Lucas, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.comTagged: tech support, Boring, Porn
“Uhh, thank you oh great master for your wisdom. But, uh, we were like wondering if you could like, bite us?”— John Altschuler, Dave Krinsky, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.comTagged: Wisdom, bite us