“Kermit: Susan's never talked like that before. Samantha Stephens: It is strange. She was so friendly at first. Darrin Stephens: She wouldn't have, if my wife had gone and powdered her nose, instead of twitching it in other people's business. Samantha Stephens: I didn't say a word. Darrin Stephens: Y…”
— Roland Wolpert, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com