“Samantha Stephens: Darrin, do you love me? Darrin Stephens: No. [Samantha is mad] Darrin Stephens: I mean, yes, I love you but no, I won't do what you want me to do when you say 'Darrin, do you love me?'.”
— Robert Riley Crutcher, James S. Henderson, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com