“Burglars are getting very clever these days.... Last night, my wife woke me up.. "Darling! Darling! Darling! There's a burglar downstairs!!" So I go down, check every room and don't find anyone. Then I realised I don't have a wife and when I went back upstairs my bed and TV were gone.”— RedditPagol, reddit.comTagged: Burglar, clever