Quotes tagged ‘Burglar’

(3 total)

“Barbara: [over the phone] Some men tried to get into the house. Shaun: Well, are they still there? Barbara: [over the phone] I’m not sure, we’ve shut the curtains. Shaun: Did you try the police? Barbara: [over the phone] Well, I thought about it. Shaun: Are you OK? Did they hurt you? Barbara: [over…”

— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com

“ALF: Um, excuse me, sir. Can I have a word with you? Andrew Seminick, Burglar: Who said that? ALF: I did. Could you take some constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong. Andrew Seminick, Burglar: [Looks at ALF with a flashlight] Heh heh. Must be one of them talking dolls. ALF: Oh yeah?…”

— Thad Mumford, Paul Fusco, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

“Burglars are getting very clever these days.... Last night, my wife woke me up.. "Darling! Darling! Darling! There's a burglar downstairs!!" So I go down, check every room and don't find anyone. Then I realised I don't have a wife and when I went back upstairs my bed and TV were gone.”

— RedditPagol, reddit.com