Season

Californication Season 1

by David Duchovny, Natascha McElhone, Evan Handler, Madeline Zima, Madeleine Martin and 1 others

Novelist Hank Moody struggles to help raise his 13-year-old daughter, while carrying a torch for his ex-girlfriend Karen. His obsession with honesty and his self-destructive behavior are simultaneously destroying and enriching his career. . . all this in

(11 total)

Characters

David Duchovny (10)Hank Moody (10)Tom Kapinos (7)Gina Fattore (2)Eric Weinberg (2)Susan McMartin (1)Daisy Gardner (1)Karen van der Beek (1)Natascha McElhone (1)

“Nobody likes you. You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you fucking douche.”

— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: Californication

“Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean, we have all this amazing technology, and yet… computers have turned into basically four-figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but… But all it’s really given us is Howard Dean’s aborted c…”

— Susan McMartin, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: Californication

“I miss your smell. When you left, I couldn’t wash the sheets because I didn’t want to lose that completely… You. And… it fucked me up for a long time because I would wake up and I’d smell you and I’d think you were there. And that would… My heart would break all over again. I think that’s why I go i…”

— Tom Kapinos, Eric Weinberg, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: Californication

“Not to contradict your dear old mom, who’s both wicked smart and wonderful, but, no, we don’t have to be realistic. Not when it comes to love.”

— Gina Fattore, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: Californication

“You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her dreams. It’s not gentlemanly.”

— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: Californication

“Rehab is for quitters.”

— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: Californication

“You know, most people, they go their whole life, and they never really find someone they love. They say they do because everybody’s the star of their own little romantic comedy, but they’re full of shit. You and me, we had women that loved us for who we were, really loved us for who we were, and we…”

— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: Californication

“The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.”

— Gina Fattore, Eric Weinberg, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: Californication

“I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.”

— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: Californication

“Once upon a time, I used to love you. And no matter what, you will always be a part of my life. But I'm not in love with you anymore.”

— Daisy Gardner, Karen van der Beek, Natascha McElhone, imdb.com

Tagged: Not In Love, Always In Me, Breaking Up, Separating, Relationships & Dating

“A morning of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness.”

— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com

Tagged: One Night Stand, Casual Sex