“My father had a drinking problem and was sick in that way. It's why I constantly look around to make sure everything is all right. When I was a kid, family-wise, you always want everything to be smooth and easy. Calm. And my father was a sweet man during the day. But as soon as he had a drink, he we…”— Danny DeVito, rollingstone.comTagged: Alcoholism, Family
“Why not? A line of coke? What's the matter? Look at what I'm doing to myself with a cup of coffee and a Diet Coke. I'm ashamed of myself. But if you knew it was good, you'd do a little bit. I wouldn't make a habit of it. But it's so beautiful. It's so wonderful that you don't want to pass it up. I m…”— Danny DeVito, rollingstone.comTagged: Diet Coke, Cocaine, LSD
“I have such a good life. I may be worried about, you know, are my feet dry? Should I put some more cream on my legs? This is, like, my big problem. So, yeah, I am self-centered. It's like, 'Here I am!' Me, me, me, me, me, basically—bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. I was coming down the street the other…”— Danny DeVito, rollingstone.comTagged: self-centered, Solipsism
“See, here's the thing about losing the deal. What it's really about is having an ejaculation while you're with somebody. That's what you're looking for. Cumming in your pants, right? So the first time that happened? Ten, 11.”— Danny DeVito, rollingstone.comTagged: Virginity, ejaculation