“Dilbert: What makes you qualified to be a reporter? Dogbert: I'm willing to violate anyone's privacy for my personal gain and then claim with a straight face that the public has a right to know. Dilbert: Have you been using me as your main source of industry information? Dogbert: No, not the main so…”
— Scott Adams, Larry Charles, Ned Goldreyer, Dilbert / Dogbert (voice), Daniel Stern / Chris Elliott, imdb.com