“Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks 'When am I going to die?' The fortune teller replies: 'you will die on a major Mexican holiday. Trump asks: 'Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?' The fortune teller replies: 'ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday…”— PlanetVagina, reddit.comTagged: Donald Trump Jokes