“Josh: Drake? Drake: Yeah? Josh: You just met her and you're already kissing? Drake: I gave her a soda.”— Eric Friedman, Josh Nichols & Drake Parker, Josh Peck & Drake Bell, imdb.com
“Drake: You're kind of a girl, right? Mindy: Well, if I'm not, then I've been buying the wrong underwear!”— Dan Schneider, Drake Parker & Mindy Crenshaw, Drake Bell & Allison Scagliotti, imdb.com