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Everything Sucks!

It's 1996 in a town called Boring, Oregon, where high school misfits in the AV and drama clubs brave the ups and downs of teenage emotions in the VHS era.

(29 total)

Seasons

Characters

Ben York Jones (14)Michael Mohan (10)Hayley Tyler (6)Peyton Kennedy (6)Kate Messner (6)Luke O’Neil (5)Jahi Di'Allo Winston (5)Noelle Valdivia (5)Patch Darragh (5)Ken Messner (5)

“Look, my whole life, I have been the freak. The girl who nobody picked for dodgeball. The girl who didn't have a mom. The girl who dressed funny because it was her dad buying her clothes. And then, tonight I looked at these people, and I thought maybe there's a future where I don't have to be a frea…”

— Ben York Jones, Kate Messner, Peyton Kennedy, imdb.com

Tagged: Outsiders, Being A Freak

“If I find myself falling in love with you, I'll yell 'banana slug,' and you can head for the hills.”

— Ben York Jones, Michael Mohan, Luke O’Neil, Jahi Di'Allo Winston, imdb.com

Tagged: Absurd, Random

“How can we break up if we're not in a relationship?”

— Ben York Jones, Luke O’Neil, Jahi Di'Allo Winston, imdb.com

Tagged: Fake Relationships

“When you're young, you feel there's this big world out there, full of possibility, and I chased that feeling. All the way to Boring.”

— Ben York Jones, Sherry O'Neil, Claudine Mboligikpelani Nako, imdb.com

Tagged: Teenage Wildlife, How It Feels To Be Young, To Have Been Young Once

“If I can make a guy hard just by looking at me, I win.”

— Ben York Jones, Michael Mohan, Emaline Addario, Sydney Sweeney, imdb.com

Tagged: Femme Fatale, Horny Guys, sex appeal, Sex Is Power

“Can you get out of my room now, please?”

— Ben York Jones, Michael Mohan, Kate Messner, Peyton Kennedy, imdb.com

Tagged: Get Out, Give Me Privacy Dad

“McQuaid: That was a disaster. Tyler: That was awesome.”

— Ben York Jones, Michael Mohan, Tyler Bowen, Quinn Liebling, imdb.com

Tagged: Make of It What You Will, Disaster or Amazing

“High hopes, low expectations. That's what my step dad always says. Then again, he's an unemployed alcoholic who named his dog after a psychopath.”

— Ben York Jones, Michael Mohan, Tyler Bowen, Quinn Liebling, imdb.com

Tagged: Naming Pets After Serial Killers, Preparing for Disappointment

“Just, brutal honesty, it's just the best policy.”

— Ben York Jones, Michael Mohan, Ken Messner, Patch Darragh, imdb.com

Tagged: Honesty